I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good
Gonna adopt this method of dealing
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Who's that guy?
Um... John Green.
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers